19 Dec 2009

In Defense of Violence

As I tooted earlier today, I've got a real problem with the idea that "violence never solves anything". The need to challenge conventional wisdom aside, giving this bullshit notion even a few seconds of thought should be enough to invalidate it in the mind of a sane person. Before I defend this position to the ground, as always, a qualifier:

I'm not for a second suggesting that violence should be anything but the last resort in a given situation. Heaven knows that this type of thinking has gotten people, countries and civilizations into a bigger pickle than they had anticipated before pushing the button, initiating the assault or thrown the first punch. I'm merely suggesting that, after all available options have been exhausted, violence and the threat of violence can be an extremely effective tool in dealing with an already-undesirable situation. A few short examples:

  1. Americans went to war to gain their independence from Great Britain. An awesome number of people lost their lives, but the end result is enjoyed tacitly by Americans every single day.
  2. Innumerable examples of the canonical schoolyard bully getting his ass handed to him by a would-be weakling or oppressed party. If said bully has anything more than gravel between his ears (a questionable assumption, I admit), he'll probably take his little terrorism routine elsewhere or, hopefully, take stock of his whole situation and rethink all that crap about being a badass and taking what you want.
  3. A hostage-taker is killed in the act of taking hostages, thereby quelling his little mini reign of terror.
If you can look me in the eye and tell me that you don't feel that these uses of violence weren't a) necessary and be b) effective, then I'd like to show you a piece of beachfront property in Nebraska.

I realize that the basis for this pacifist sentiment comes from a place of wanting to disparage the unnecessary use of violence -- I think that's all fine. But, being the detail nerd that I am, I'd appreciate if we'd amend the proverb to be a little clearer and a great deal less dismissive of warranted, arguably necessary acts of violence. Perhaps it could be adequately updated to something like this:

"Violence isn't usually necessary to solve a problem."

It doesn't pack the punch of the original, but sometimes you have to give up sensationalist horse puckey in favor of truth. I know, I'm a visionary.